Ever creative, Ukraine has a new program to inflict infinite damage on Russia.
Their drone designers have discovered an ingenious new payload to drop on Moscow…Christmas fruitcakes.
It turns out unused fruitcakes are normally discarded after Christmas, but with their new plan, Ukraine will be dropping thousands of leftover fruitcakes directly on Moscow.
According to military experts on The View, fruitcakes are the ideal way to break these pointy little spires on Moscow buildings. And if Ukraine loads the fruitcakes with tons of sugar-laden cherries, the explosions on impact will be tremendous, comparable to nucular weapons.
Russia has announced they will retaliate with catapults hurling 5 gallon bottles of vodka at Ukraine.